I’ve been wanting to write a post like this for a while, and I simply couldn’t find the guts. What would my mother think? What would my friends from elementary school think? What would those boys that I awkwardly hooked up with five years ago think?
But…armed a daily “fuck it” mantra, a mastery course in Pleasure, and a message that feels so clear to me now that it’s exploding out of my mouth in a orgasmic spew of glitter-splotched hyperbole, here it goes. Deep breath in.
It’s. Time. To. Pussify.
Anything and everything. From your morning routine, to your car, to your doctor’s appointment, to your gym routine. Anything that feels…dull and over-chorey. Anything that makes you feel like you have to drag your sorry ass across the room to make yourself do it.
I’ve got a solution for you: Pussify it.
Now, you might be scratching your head, wondering, what in the hell is she talking about? Or…who does she think she is to be throwing all this vulgar language around? Or…wait, I don’t even have one of those things down there.
But “pussifying” isn’t about being unnecessarily crude; nor is it about what parts you’ve got down south.
It’s a discipline to pump up the fluff in your life.
It’s a practice to get you feeling juiced up and delicious, no matter what you’ve got going on.
Even deeper: it’s a practice to help you take ownership of your emotions, whether you’re stuck at a job that you hate, sitting at a funeral, or standing in line at the DMV.
It’s about injecting a big fat dose of Pleasure into anything and everything you are doing, no matter how boring/life-sucking/uncomfortable/confusing/tragic it might feel.
So…how to explain, “pussifying”?
Think of a few things in your life that you have to do, but you resist, mightily. Or something that makes you cringe every time that you think about it.
The dentist? Oh yeah, definitely.
Doing your taxes? Um, totally.
That drawer in your house that is stuffed-to-the-brim with unopened mail, unpaid bills, and other papers of mysterious origin? God. Yes.
Make a list of these things, or just notice them as you bump up against them throughout your day.
Now, brainstorm some ways to add some fluffy goodness to every item on the list.
For example, you could…
-Go panty-free and feel the breeze brush up against your parts as you saunter into your boss’s office before that “tough conversation.”
-Treat yourself to a smorgasbord of soft tasty treats for your post-dentist visit numbness. Think: the soup bar at Whole Foods, delicious juices and smoothies, your favorite gelato.
-Strip down and don your most elegant lingerie, create a pussified playlist, and turn yourself on as you tackle that pile of dishes, scrub your bathroom floor, or file away that stack of papers.
Anytime you feel a wave of dread wash through you at the thought of doing something highly unpleasant, think to yourself, how could I pussify this?
I’d love to hear from you…how might you pussify those things that you dread?
Post in the comments section below.
I love you!
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